Smoke Crack and Worship Satan

Nuke the whales, kill your kids,
cheat on your spouse, burn the church,
slap the disabled.
Despise your colleagues, loathe thy neighbour.
Laugh when people fall.
Drink till you puke. Take several drug cocktails.
Abuse a pet, vandalize public property, FUCK at work.
Eat your veggies.
Trip Blind people. Don't tip.

Sunday, February 12, 2006

Punch

"Dozens of people
spontaneouslycombust eachyear. It's just not really widely
reported."

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